adrian "OH GOD WHY ME" boot

james. JAMES.


i just discovered something really weird. dad & da thought we should get a commpooter, right? so we can be like. muggles and stuff. i dunno. AND THERE ARE


these


CARTOONS with like. BIG TITTIES FACES and really huge eyes. i dunno what to make of it. with lots of like

octopuses




so, like.


you should come over, i'm just saying. youre smarter at this stuff than me